Why Isn't There A War On Easter?
Why haven't these clever secularists tried to take over Easter just like they've allegedly hijacked Christmas? What's taking them so long?
Bill O'Reilly deciphered the secret scheme to de-Christian Christmas. On his Christmastime program last year he said, "I absolutely agree 100 percent that the diminishment of Christianity is the target and Christmas is the vehicle because the secularists know the opposition to their agenda--legalized drugs is in that as well--comes primarily from the Judeo-Christian traditionalist people."
Smother the Christmas and then couples with two grooms will get survivor benefits! Afterwards it's meth and abortions for all! A reasonable plan.